Oh Cruel Irony!
Today has brought to us an event bigger than big, larger than large, even more important than the life we live! That's right, a local man has...spontaneously combusted while talking about fire safety. "It all happened so fast," local first grader Anne Marie said, her eyes wide with the shock only a splash of cold water to your neck can bring. "One minute he was talking about how 'horrible fire is' then the next 'POOF!'. He just lit up like a Christmas tree. He kept running around the whole room and burned the whole house down screaming that he was gonna 'burn it all down'. Now that I think about it, it's kind of ironic." Yes, in ironic end to an ironic tragedy.
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